Vruba: I need a name for my photographic evil alter ego.
Vruba: Blakeford L. Watersmith.
Wheel: Snaps Razzberg.
Vruba: Bunsible R. Fivetoes.
Wheel: Quentin Clackalack.
Bodger: you want obviously fake or plausibly fake?
Vruba: Right on the edge, Bodger.
Wheel: "Fivetoes" is right on the edge?
Bodger: Adam X. Lightman.
Vruba: That was going a little far.
Wheel: Edgewater Filstein.
Vruba: Dale R. R. Sugarman.
Platypus: Nigel Wallace. :P
Bodger: Andrew Aston IV.
Wheel: V. R. Bend.
Vruba: http://www.nigelwallacephotography.co.uk/
Wheel: Len Snart.
Joshua: What about an anagram?
Platypus: Two first names or two last names are always good.
Joshua recently discovered that his work’s sign that says “WOODLAND: THE CITY OF TREES” can be rearranged to say “WOODLAND: HOT, FEISTY CRETE”
Vruba: Good for you.
Wheel: Locke Hart.
Wheel: That's awesome.
Bodger: Platypus, http://www.nigelwallacephotography.co.uk/images/Lucy.jpg is you. You made use a cookie, but you eated it.
Wheel: You can't have that one.  I'm taking it back.
Platypus: Carter Tyler. Johnson Winston.
Bodger: s/use/us/
Wheel: "Locke Harte" is how I sign letters to conservative officials now.
Vruba: McKenzie Tyler.
Vruba: Toby R. Jacob.
Joshua: Leroy Dilch?
Platypus: Smith West.
Duchess: Reginald Lancaster.
Vruba: Roosevelt Glennis.
Wheel: Huckleberry Finkelstein.
Wheel: Kent Parker.
Joshua: Child Royel?
Wheel: Oldso Webb.
Vruba: Huck Oldso?
Wheel: Olson.  Not Oldso.
Platypus: Filliam H. Muffman.
Wheel: Huck Oldso ...
Wheel: I'd buy a photo from Huck Oldso.
Bodger: Archibald  Campan
Vruba: (This is for Flickr hijinx, not selling.)
Wheel: Don't tell me what I can't buy.
Vruba: No, sir. Sorry, sir.
Vruba: Archibald “Huck” Muffman-Oldso.
Bodger: Does it need to be short enough to make a good Flickr username?
Vruba: Meh.
Vruba: Muff Huckman?
Vruba: I crack me up.
Platypus: Huck "Huck" Oldso. His name is his nickname and he wants you to know it.
Bodger: Always classy.
Wheel: Buck Huckman Youngman.
Vruba: Buck Huckman Mannsmith.
Vruba: Mansmith F. Muffman.
Bodger: Dalek Archibald.
Platypus: Richard Handler.
Joshua: Magnus Muffman?
Wheel: Parker Webb.
Vruba: (My test account on Mehve is Magnus.)
Wheel: Bolt Zeiss.
Vruba: Wayne Bat.
Wheel: Wayne Batsman.
Joshua: Piotr Steele?
Bodger: Eugene Ixfan.
Wheel: Wayne "Cricket" Batsman.
Wheel: The effete photographer who takes shots of flowers and puppies during the day and shadowy alleys at night.
Vruba: Eugene “Offsides” Oldso.
Wheel: Eugene Medford.
Joshua: Scott Wheel.
Vruba: Minnie St. Cloud.
Wheel: Wheel Wheels von Wheelstein.
Bodger: "Oldso" is good. I think you can work with that.
Vruba: Dallas F. Worth?
Wheel: Cricket Oldso.
Joshua: Tod Murphy?
Bodger: .oO(Too bad Learned Hand is already taken.)
Vruba: Crick “Et” Oldso?
Wheel: Watson Oldso Crick.
Vruba: Watson B. Smack?
Platypus: Isaac Curie. Albert Feyman.
Joshua: Watson Y. Orshirt?
Platypus: s/ey/eyn/
Vruba: Einstein T. Smack?
Joshua: Marie Einstein.
Joshua: Amelia Turing.
Bodger: Yosh "pinkbot"  Imi.
Vruba: Smack Wallace?
Wheel: Oldso Yosh.
Vruba: Smack Smack McSmack?
Joshua: (Maybe she’s Vruba’s evil fraternal twin!)
Vruba: Oldso V. Vanderbilt?
Vruba: Winkler P. Smack?
Joshua: Oldso Newson?
Vruba: Dodge Baddison?
Bodger: Newsom, rather.
Joshua: Indeed.
Wheel: Jerry Oldso Varietal.
Joshua: Kakistos Richards?
Wheel: Calculon Teravainen.
Platypus: Neal Shad.
Joshua hisses.
Vruba: Pash B. Turgidson?
Wheel: Chad Noose.
Vruba: Chad “Oldso” Smack?
Bodger: Anton Smathers.
Vruba: Chad Smathers!
Platypus: http://aeroboard.ru/board/album_pic.php?pic_id=13689
Wheel: Hadoken Rodriguez.
Joshua: Smith Chathers!
Joshua: It’s too bad my name generator went down.
Joshua: Or else you could get great names like “Crystal Balle”
Joshua: and “Octavio Fujimara.”
Joshua rather liked “Alejandrina Wozny”.
Vruba: Bip Smothers.
Wheel: Flip Smythe.
Joshua: and “Lateesha Goldberg”
Vruba: Sounds hot.
Vruba: Chabbody R. Krinkle.
Wheel: Valentine Capitan.
Vruba: Valentine Oldso.
Bodger: Val Oldso.
Wheel: Valentine Oldso.
Vruba: Oldso Valentino.
Wheel: Valentine Valencia von Oldso.
Joshua: Valentine John Charles von Trapp.
Platypus: Gibson Cray.
Joshua: Fiodor Underwood Charles Kant.
Wheel: Cereal Killer.
Vruba: Velociraptor Crichton.
Wheel: Oldso Velociraptor.
Joshua: Ian Comp.
Vruba: Snabot Q. Ponceforth.
Wheel: Noob Saibot.
Platypus: Chase Catcher.
Joshua: (Isn’t “ponceforth” how they begin gay proclamations?)
Vruba: Nube Snatcher.
Wheel: Pubert Dickles.
Joshua: Ralphie Mandela?
Bodger: Luka Kitton.
Wheel: Josef de Leon.
Vruba: Normandy Mabeline.
Joshua: Calvin Bottle.
Vruba: Pierre Dakota.
Vruba: Bottle George.
Vruba: Salem T. Olympia.
Platypus: Gotn O'Haire.
Wheel: Kitt Shack.
Bodger: Flash Picksel.
Wheel: Albert Breeder.
Joshua: Mickey Knuth.
Vruba: Richard Bryne.
Vruba: Morley Barnable.
Platypus: Jonesy Dave.
Wheel: Ringo Wobbles.
Bodger: Truis Tal.
Wheel: John Oldso Liesenstahl.
Vruba: Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Bodger: o for the
Bodger: ... you heard me. It's a perfectly fine name,.
Vruba: Bennis F. Norbert.
Bodger: Use "Oldso," go for the just-one-name thing, and insist that it's "O'Ldso."
Platypus: Eustice Goodbody.
Joshua: Or O’l’dso.
Wheel: Arthur Peter Brown Telescope Adrian Blackpool
Wheel: Rock  Stoat-Gobbler John Raw Vegetable (whwhwhwhwhuh) Norman Michael  (ding
Wheel: ding ding) (tweeet!) Edward (Honk,  honk) 'Shubiddy shubiddy shubiddy' (low
Wheel: honk) Thomas 'Oh,  we'll keep a welcome in' (BANG!) Williams (rising  whis-
Wheel: tle)  'Rain-drops  keep falling on my' (whing!) 'Don't sleep in the  subway'
Wheel: (Cuckoo cuckoo) nyeuueneuhuenhuh Smith
Bodger: Or "O'l'Dso."
Vruba: Heehee. Pubert Dickles. Use that one for /something/.
Vruba: Eustice “Pubert” Oldso.
Vruba: Oldso “Pubert” Hubert.
Wheel: Humbert Humbert Oldso Pubert.
Bodger: Pete "Pubert" Hubert-Oldso.
Vruba: Pete “Phubert” Hubert.
Vruba: Dickie Malunga.
Platypus: Archie d'Triomphe.
Platypus: Che Zitz.
Wheel: Napoleon Oldso Bootz.
Vruba: Pubert “Che” Zitz.
Vruba: Prongles “Itchy” Mortenson.
Bodger: Ampicillin Erythromycin.
Wheel: Sickle Sarah Cells.
Platypus: Gen. Wartz (retired).
Wheel: Twining Spaatz.
Vruba: Peptide Wombles.
Bodger: Gen. "Che" Wartz (ret.)f
Bodger: s/f//
Platypus: Gonzo Rea.
Wheel: Apollo Gonzo Raleigh.
Vruba: Brent “Wriggly” Dispatch.
Joshua: A. Shai V.?
Platypus: Oh, now that's just tasteless.
Wheel: Q.F. Thompson.
Vruba: Bunter J. Acosta.
Wheel: Damn, I'm withdrawing Q.F. Thompson, too.  That one's also mine.
Vruba: Manbert “Leeches” Hubble.
Platypus: Goody Rogers.
Wheel: Snub Hosehead.
Vruba: (That’s Goody “Thoroughly” Rogers.)
Wheel: Calumn Ator.
Vruba: Francine “Whirlpool” Malone.
Wheel: Campbell Hiro.
Vruba: Arson J. Jangles.
Joshua: Enoch Bulb.
Wheel: Ransom Atum.
Vruba: Rancid Jones.
Platypus: Dirk Stone. Chip Granite. Brick Waller. Lance Diesel. Grit Steele. Testosterone McKilledaguy.
Wheel: Test E. Stones.
Vruba: Scrotum McGee?
Platypus: Otto "Mo" Biles
Wheel: Brob Balls.
Vruba: Naivzu!!!
Wheel: Rock "The Rock" Rockford.
Wheel: Named after Rock Hudson, of course.
Bodger: Hud Hudson.
Platypus: Hawk "Eagle Eye" Hawkins.
Vruba: Challenge “Chal” Grip.
Vruba: Grip Banner.
Wheel: Challenger Astrovik.
Vruba: Rubble Hudson.
Wheel: Titanic Thompson.
Platypus: Chet Killingsworth.
Wheel: Lusitania Leukos.
Bodger: Rick "God-man" Dawkings
Wheel: Dagobert Ethelred.
Vruba: Chuck “Charles” Grinder.
Vruba: Lance Horsehead.
Wheel: Cactus Ki.
Platypus: Toby McKenzie-Tyler
Vruba: Saguaro Dangerfield.
Vruba: Lax Vamp.
Vruba: Ikea Chesterfield.
Wheel: Bobcat Terminus.
Wheel: Line Drawn.
Wheel: Ogleford Huddle.
Wheel: Hob Norbert.
Platypus: Bill Bezos. Jeff Gates. Steve Steve.
Vruba: Power Bronson.
Wheel: Might E. Feldscheckle.
Bodger: "Bobcat Terminus"++
Vruba: Brung Hackoff.
Wheel: Reed Storm Fourster.
Wheel: Victor Von Comicreference.
Platypus: Basil Flash.
Bodger: Linus Ballmer.
Vruba: Forcer McBasil.
Vruba: McBasil Smack.
Wheel: Lucas Starr.
Bodger: Baz Basilson.
Duchess: Victor McYoodlesmith.
Wheel: Sherlock Medford Red Eagle.
Platypus: Tim "Ed" Shutter
Vruba: Vince V. Hork.
Wheel: Sutter Buggs.
Wheel: Bert Q. Arcadio.
Platypus still thinks Vruba should've registered shutterb.ug
Wheel: Oldso "Jimmy" Cripes.
Bodger: Well, as great as this is, I want to hit the co-op on the way home, so I'd best head out.
Wheel: Rip Ton.
Vruba: Next time I have the money and inclination I’ll initiate my review process.
Vruba: Rip Shrudds.
[Bodger leaves, remarking that ""Home; enchiladas."".]
Platypus: Bodger McWussesout.
Wheel: Enchilada Bodgersucks.
Wheel: Enchilada Olso Watson.
Vruba: Coop Bodgersadouche.
Platypus: Wheel Alwaysgoesonebetter
Wheel: Platypus S. Bitterman.
Vruba: Crunk T. Blossom.
Vruba: Blossom Smack?
Wheel: Smack Oldso V.T. Bread.
Platypus: Constance Fickel
Wheel: Dutch Bread.
Wheel: James Oldso Bread.
Joshua: Chastity Jones.
Platypus: Penny Silin.
Wheel: Reed Bookerman.
Vruba: Sourdough “Fred” Shunt.
Wheel: (Chastity Jones is a porn star.)
Platypus: (How ironic.)
Wheel: Google Pron.
Wheel: Howard F. Google.
Wheel: Oldso B. Googleman.
Vruba: (Yeah. From her name I had supposed quite the opposite.)
Vruba: Oracle G. Googlesmith.
Platypus: Cher Holder
Wheel: (I figured she wasn't really a Puritan because her last name was "Jones".  None of the Dutch John's Sons entered the Puritan faith.  Well-known fact.)
Vruba: Doily F. Goobersmith.
Wheel: Lions R. Brown.
Vruba: Draught Fieldgoal.
Wheel: James Puissant.
Wheel: Stab Sourdough.
Wheel: Pip Rollem.
Wheel: Stanley Marveloso.
Wheel: Edgar Fantastique.
Wheel: Bruce Q. Effigy.
Wheel: Q. Q. Noobs.
Wheel: Nelf Droodman.
Vruba: Brong Fraught.
Wheel: Slick Willy Dwarfman.
Vruba: Oldso Effigy.
Wheel: Demonia Monser.
Wheel: Talladega Goldstein.
Wheel: Putt Imaginarium.