1.0.0: Original release. Almost perfected.

1.0.1: Added images. Certainly looks a little more lively.

1.0.2: Added some text. Seems to keep all those pictures from bonking into each other.

1.0.3: Looked "html" up in dictionary. Didn't have definition. Dad doesn't know either.

1.0.4: Learned that <i> makes italics. Quickly italicized entire text.

1.1.0: Major organizational changes. Added 6.8 "MB" worth of "jpegs" of me with family, me at Christmas, me at the beach, me with brother, me with girlfriend (with hidden dirty pix!), me with computer, me with pets, me in pool, me watching TV, me at Camp, me with cousins, me with minor celebrities, me with chicken pox, etc, to splash "page".

1.1.1: Changed fonts.

1.1.2: Changed fonts. Inverted background image (640*480 high-quality jpeg of Yosemite) to look better with trendy hot-red text.

1.1.3: Changed fonts.

1.1.4: Changed size.

1.1.5: Changed fonts.

1.1.6: Some fine-tuning. Now accepts browsers other than AOL 3. Removed a total of 87 non-beaking spaces that crept in here and there.

1.1.7: Nearly perfect. Stomped some bugs that caused text to display upside down and backwards.

1.1.8: Discovered that </i> makes it stop being italic. Quickly de-italicized most of text.

1.1.9: More fine-tuning. Updated all references to "this century." Fixed some typos,

2.0.0: Huge changes! Entire site structure overhauled. Most links on main page now work.

2.1.0: Discovered "tables" by accident. Handy, though hard to get rid of. Formatting much improved.

2.1.1: Redid site in iMac colors. Groovy, baby! Tangerine looks wonderful on lime!

2.1.2: Squashed bugs causing redone site to load only in MSIE on a G3 through an EarthLink ISP. Sent snitty letter to Steve Jobs.

2.1.3: Undid iMac theme. Apple and eMachines both threatened to sue, plus dentist says it's bad for the teeth. Bummer.

2.2.0: Opened site in text editor. Cleaned up a little over 137k of empty tags etc from welcome page. Considered switching from WYSIWYG to text html editing.

2.2.1: Added my name at the top in really big letters.

2.2.2: Made every appearance of my name huge, italic, and bold.

2.3.0: Found definition of html: sounds like I was using it all along. Minor changes. Added another 100k of self-portraits.

2.3.1: Whoops! Fixed bug that let text load before all the pictures had finished.

2.3.2: Looking for ways to liven site up. Discovered <blink>: very handy and original!

2.3.3: Site still looks bland. Trying desperately to remember how I got the text to go upside-down and backwards.

2.3.4: My birthday! Yay! Great new scans of my presents, the packages they came in, party hats, my slice of cake, etc.

3.0.0: Lots of new features! Sprinkled each page with quotes from two or three dozen favorite songs. It even chooses randomly whether the title of the page will be a quote from Tori Amos, Dar Williams, Ani DiFranco, or Abba! Added clever fake "hit counter" that shows a random number in the thousands. . . very funny! Got a free "Made with Macintosh" animated gif that shows a larger-than-life 3D Apple wearing army boots stomping on Bill Gates, who is choking on his own vomit, to an mp3 of "Reprehensible" by tmbg. Sure to attract lots of converts.

3.0.1: Got inspired and added an entire screenful of "doctored" Bill Gates photos to top of main page. I edited them in KidPix so he has broken glasses, fangs, horns, etc; very persuasive.

3.0.2: Fixed mroe typos.

3.0.3: Added big, friendly, scanned 144*144 icons for back, home, and so on: home is my house, reload is a shotgun shell, back is my back, etc.

3.0.4: Pet goldfish dies.

4.0.0: Mourning ends. This version named "Thomas" in honor of my late pet. Changed background image to night sky.

4.0.1: Back from vacation. Changed text from black to white.

4.0.2: Intirdused speling riforms for English, starting rite here!!!!!!! Desided to start a litle at a time and go slowly. sentences are sometimes capitilized, sometimes not..................double letters sometmies respected, sometimes not. i think ppl will start catching on when they see how wierd thier writing looks compered to mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keeps thingz from geting to bland and sameoldsameold!!!!!?!?!!!?!?!

4.0.3: Decided to hell with reforms, made entire text capitals; much more eye-catching. Extremely striking, but it looks like I'm the first one to think of it. Note: if you're reading this, and I know you are, don't copy my idea! I mean it! ©™™™™™™©©©©©©©©©©©©©©™™™™©©©©™©©©! It's hereby copyrighted™, by me, today, ten minutes ago! If you do, I'll hunt you down and sue you!

4.1.0: Came back and made some changes after taking a week off for health. Had upset stomach, bloodshot eyes, and headaches like you wouldn't believe. No longer using all caps.

4.1.1: Text now divided into paragraphs.

4.1.2: New site colors: pineapple-flesh yellow, juicy-cherry red, cola brown.

4.2.0: Came back after short break. Had to get keyboad cleaned: that's the last time I use live models for my site colors. Switched to KleenGreen(TM) and BriteWite(TM) colors from colors4u.com ~ going to see if I can get away without paying the shareware fees on them!

4.2.1: Made entire shareware collection downloadable as one binhex file-thingy. Discovered </blink>.

5.0.0: Splash page is now a download of Autobahn by Kraftwerk. Very cool.

5.0.1: Discovered that other computers might use different fonts to display my text! Everything is now "gif"s -- one per letter.

5.0.2: People might think I'm egotistical, I mean to have a site and all, so I'm putting an apology at the bottom of each page. Also I'm carefully trying to force myself to not capitalize "I", I mean "i".