Valley Perl is a syntax-compatible perl variant by Platypus and Vruba c. 1998.
- print = be like
- printf = be all like
- die = barf
- ; = y’know
- chomp = shut uuup
- crypt = be all like whisper whisper
- oct = um, do you count on your thumbs too?
- undef = um, what?
- open = check out that total studmuffin file!
- $ENV = the Mall